The best place to keep programmer dad jokes is in a dadabase. Like this one: A programmer is sent to the store by his wife. His wife says, “Get a gallon of mil

The best place to keep programmer dad jokes is in a dadabase. Like this one: A programmer is sent to the store by his wife. His wife says, “Get a gallon of milk, and if they have eggs, get a dozen.” The programmer returns home with 13 gallons of milk and says, “They had eggs.”