I don't see how you expect to sell that particular story to a group of people who have likely sat in the meetings where those BS stories were crafted. And most

I don't see how you expect to sell that particular story to a group of people who have likely sat in the meetings where those BS stories were crafted. And most of whom have had more than one "oh damn, i thought we were ironically riffing but now I can't tell if they are very funny and very dry or if this person is very new and drank the kool aid and is completely earnest" moments.