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What is the best programming dad joke?
- raidicy 6y agoWhat is a linux contributor's favorite instrument? Git tar
- kazinator 6y agoDidn't warm up to the gui tar though.
- dave_sid 6y agoI’d tell you a joke about UDP but you might not get it.
- splintercell 6y agoWell then repeat it again, slower and slower, until I get it.
- quangio 6y agoyou might not get it but i'd tell you a joke about UDP
- _ah 6y agoI'll tell you a joke about TCP. If you don't get it I'll tell you again.
- maverick74 6y agoNext year will be the year of Linux!
- FlyMoreRockets 6y agoNext year wil be the year of Linux on the desktop. (It's already largely conquered every other environment, from supercomputing clusters to SBC.) And keeping this on topic: "What’s an astronaut’s favorite part of a computer? The space bar."
- maverick74 6y agoYes, your right on that!!! I forgot "the desktop". I would edit it, but then your comment wouldn't make sense. BTW, just to clarify, I use Linux as my main desktop everyday and I do recommend it to everyone, but Linux as mainstream desktop is still a (bad) joke. Lol
- sebst 6y agoWhy do Java developers wear glasses? Because they don't C#
- maverick74 6y agoWait, I've got the ultimate programming dad joke (ok... Maybe this qualifies more as fake news, but still funny): "Programmers just release a stable version of GNU's the Hurd!" Now, let's see who votes for this joke. Ah ah ah ah
- maverick74 6y agowait, how do i get a "minus 1" point? I didn't even thought that was possible!!! ahahaha Was that such a bad joke?! ahahahahah :)
- cbsks 6y agoThe 2 hardest problems in CS are: cache invalidation, naming things, and off-by-one errors
- ZeroGravitas 6y agoThere are 10 types of people, Those who understand binary and those that don't.
- motyar 6y agoUnfortunately these jokes only work if you git them.
- motyar 6y agoQ: What do you call an idle server? A: A waiter.
- motyar 6y agoQ: Whats the object-oriented way to become wealthy? A: Inheritance
- kazinator 6y agoQ: And to get rich real quick? A: Multiple inheritance!
- motyar 6y agoQ: Why did the functions stop calling each other? A: Because they had constant arguments.
- motyar 6y agogit few here https://github.com/wesbos/dad-jokes https://github.com/wesbos/dad-jokes
- z5h 6y agoQ: How many Prolog developers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Yes.
- krustyburger 6y agoA programmer I once knew decided to quit because he didn’t get arrays.
- euroderf 6y agoCPU1: How many humans does it take to count to 63,235,965,678? CPU2: Can they use their toes?
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- wr1472 6y agoA DBA walk-ins into a bar and joins two tables together
- wr1472 6y agoA web developer walking into a bar and leaves when she doesn't like the table layout
- stringham 6y ago!false It's funny because it's true
- URfejk 6y agoA programmer's significant other tells them, "Run to the store and pick up a loaf of bread. If they have eggs, get a dozen." The programmer comes home with 12 loaves of bread.
- gradschool 6y agoQ: Why do programmers confuse Christmas with Halloween? A: because 31 (oct) = 25 (dec)
- weekendreccs 6y agoThis is my favorite so far
- stakkur 6y agoThe best place to keep programmer dad jokes is in a dadabase. Like this one: A programmer is sent to the store by his wife. His wife says, “Get a gallon of milk, and if they have eggs, get a dozen.” The programmer returns home with 13 gallons of milk and says, “They had eggs.”
- knopkop_ 6y agoWhat's the only way to generate a truly random string? Ask a Windows sysadmin to exit VIM.