Just lie like every other iOS developer does and make your description something like this: #1 GOOGLE TASKS APP IN THE APP STORE NO ONE COMES CLOSE TO BEING A

Just lie like every other iOS developer does and make your description something like this: #1 GOOGLE TASKS APP IN THE APP STORE NO ONE COMES CLOSE TO BEING AS AWESOME AS US OBAMA HIMSELF USES THIS APP AND HE LOVES IT! Don't forget to litter the description with emoji stars and thumbs up and whatnot.