The old joke about the definition of chutzpah involves a guy who kills both his parents and then tries to get the sympathy of the court because he's an orphan.

The old joke about the definition of chutzpah involves a guy who kills both his parents and then tries to get the sympathy of the court because he's an orphan. But this may soon be superseded by the spectacle of watching Julian Assange suing someone for $20 million for leaking "his" information.