I'm not sure if you meant it this way, but your tone makes it seem like the parent just needs to "read the docs". Unfortunately for all of us, your solution do

I'm not sure if you meant it this way, but your tone makes it seem like the parent just needs to "read the docs". Unfortunately for all of us, your solution doesn't work, per the huge disclaimer on the page that says those alerts can be days late. You can rack up an almost unlimited $ bill in hours.