One quote from the list of BOFH excuses (of the early 2000s, https://gist.github.com/chuckwagoncomputing/ff980f81482b5894c824 https://gist.github.com/chuckwagon

One quote from the list of BOFH excuses (of the early 2000s, https://gist.github.com/chuckwagoncomputing/ff980f81482b5894c824 https://gist.github.com/chuckwagoncomputing/ff980f81482b5894...) was: > Firmware update in the coffee machine It isn't funny any more... > https://support.smarter.am/hc/en-us/articles/115005135369-My-machine-is-stuck-in-update-mode- https://support.smarter.am/hc/en-us/articles/115005135369-My... > In case your Smarter Coffee machine has become stuck while updating, please follow the steps below to manually perform the firmware update... - Turn product off at the wall. - Press and hold the 2 left buttons on the control panel. - Turn the power on at the wall and keep holding the two buttons for 10 seconds. - The "Update" screen should then appear. (Check this has appeared on the screen, good news if it has!) - Connect to the "Update" network and wait for it to connect. (Check that the signal bars at the top of the iPhone screen are there, this can take up to 55 seconds) - Open the Smarter app - Select "update" firmware either via the 'pop-up' or from the 'About' page - Select 'next', it will take you to the page where it tells you to connect to update network. - Close and open the app ONCE. - Press next - It should update... - Once it reaches 100%, the coffee machine screen will say "Loading" while it reboots.