Blame the new hipster driven development with Javascript where it's ok to shove down a 100s of mb worth of assets into your user's browser whether they consent

Blame the new hipster driven development with Javascript where it's ok to shove down a 100s of mb worth of assets into your user's browser whether they consent to it or not, all because you can load some fancy animations and write a blog post on your cool new JS stack. An average react JS app built using create react app actually costs you in megabytes, not kilobytes, which has somehow become the new normal. But hey, I'm not complaining. I make money turning these slow sites fast by bringing them down to a 50-100kb total. Not complaining!