I am sick of the white screens of death these days on the web. Websites with something like <html><script src="big-blob-of-minified-obfuscated.js"></script

I am sick of the white screens of death these days on the web. Websites with something like <html><script src="big-blob-of-minified-obfuscated.js"></script></html> And little to no content for those who enjoy their privacy with JS disabled.