God forbid that a title be evocative instead of a 100% literal description of the contents. It's not like title is "11 surprising ways to escape a sinking ship

God forbid that a title be evocative instead of a 100% literal description of the contents. It's not like title is "11 surprising ways to escape a sinking ship" or "10 things you need to do if you're stuck on a sinking ship" or "You won't believe how this man escaped from a sinking ship".