Err, hello clone? Self from alternate dimension? Don't forget to tell them that it runs on top of a software RAID5 and that pooling and compression performance

Err, hello clone? Self from alternate dimension? Don't forget to tell them that it runs on top of a software RAID5 and that pooling and compression performance is so excellent that we're stuffing about 2T of data onto 750G of disk. Also that the dryer lint doesn't seem to have any kind of detrimental effect on the computers. BTW, don't forget that the wife wants the laundry done tonight.