Either way, the only actionable morsel I think anyone could take from this if such a person existed is that they probably don’t need to buy Cytosport’s expensiv

Either way, the only actionable morsel I think anyone could take from this if such a person existed is that they probably don’t need to buy Cytosport’s expensive Muscle Serum(tm) and rip it mid-workout, something that probably does the average person no good anyways beyond turning their piss neon green. Not that anyone changes their life over a scientific paper. The other year I read part of a frightening paper on heart disease that had me google “how to prevent atherosclerosis”, and later that day I stopped through the McD drive-thru just for three large fries. Gonna have to come at something a little harder hitting than science to inconvenience me, baby!