I'm probably going to get downvoted for this, but I couldn't help but note that 16 year old me would have been utterly baffled (and intrigued) by that headline.

I'm probably going to get downvoted for this, but I couldn't help but note that 16 year old me would have been utterly baffled (and intrigued) by that headline. Read it out loud a few times and imagine yourself in the VHS era.