You probably can't create a google account for your cats either, but that didn't stop me from making each of mine one (only so they could sign up for facebook t

You probably can't create a google account for your cats either, but that didn't stop me from making each of mine one (only so they could sign up for facebook though ;-3). How is this newsworthy? (p.s. any facebook employees, please don't delete my cats' facebook accounts, they will be very sad and scratch you up big time if you do)