I looked for it on youtube but couldn't find an old Saturday Night Live sketch with the players talking about things they ruined for everyone. It was "this is

I looked for it on youtube but couldn't find an old Saturday Night Live sketch with the players talking about things they ruined for everyone. It was "this is why we can't have nice things" before it's time. The only one I remember was John Belushi saying that he would go out hitchhiking and then murder the people who picked him up. Which thinking about it doesn't really sound funny but in context was actually.