I know it's totally unrealistic, but I really wish it was economically viable to run an airline that was 100% first class and had great customer service and a s

I know it's totally unrealistic, but I really wish it was economically viable to run an airline that was 100% first class and had great customer service and a strict "no babies or assholes" rule. I can't afford to charter a plane for every flight, but I would definitely pay 50-100% over a regular first class ticket to never have to deal with the annoyance of flying on any major US carrier.