Give me a social network that sets dark pattern "themes": * default-- show me a single page posts of my friends by date * sadness-- choose post order and timi

Give me a social network that sets dark pattern "themes": * default-- show me a single page posts of my friends by date * sadness-- choose post order and timings to maximize my sadness * filter bubble-- choose posts to maximize my outrage about alternative viewpoints * rabbit hole-- capture maximum amount of my attention on the platform by feeding me conspiratorial and junk content * gamblevision-- infinite scroll, maximize my time clicking upvote/like buttons, karma building, interacting with a/b tested time-wasting games, spending karma points on loot box type bullshit, etc. * human bioweapon-- fake news injections, with an intersection between my inferred personal tastes and a slowly increasing menu of anti-scientific covid conspiracies Then give me, the user, an analytics page where I can see my engagement, sentiment analysis, and measurements of my changing viewpoints for each theme. If you ask, "Why would anyone ever use such a manipulative, unhealthy platform?" well...