Mmm... I wonder why you don't write that masterpiece of content about this topic for all our benefit instead of simply shitting all over :) Wouldn't be the best

Mmm... I wonder why you don't write that masterpiece of content about this topic for all our benefit instead of simply shitting all over :) Wouldn't be the best way to answer to something you feel not useful at all? Or what you would write would be so totally not useful to be worst than the infamous "How to serve a glass of water" EHow post?