> Same with their Apple pies. Anyone remember their originals, that were basically balls of fusion fire, cooked in lard, and came with a defibrillator? There's

> Same with their Apple pies. Anyone remember their originals, that were basically balls of fusion fire, cooked in lard, and came with a defibrillator? There's a quote from one of the most significant works of Polish literature (Dziady - Forefathers' Eve), which goes more or less like this(source: Wikipedia - doesn't appear to be taken from the official translation): Our nation is like lava. On the top it is hard and hideous, but its internal fire cannot be extinguished even in one hundred years of coldness. So let's spit on the crust and go down, to the profundity! Replace "nation" with "apple pie" and it makes for an accurate description.