Hmm. How could we monetize this? Crowdsource the strap... Uber of abuse... Joking aside, I'm sure we can find modern-day examples of someone doing the crime an

Hmm. How could we monetize this? Crowdsource the strap... Uber of abuse... Joking aside, I'm sure we can find modern-day examples of someone doing the crime and another doing the time, for a price.