As a slowly-fading, basically-30, twenty eight year old modern millennial, I can't help but connect to more than 5-10 of these over a period of time. If only t

As a slowly-fading, basically-30, twenty eight year old modern millennial, I can't help but connect to more than 5-10 of these over a period of time. If only there was a way to flatten these into a 1-d list and sort them by X.... then maybe... one can sufficiently setup, up front, for any possible optimizations [prematurely! of course]