'How to be an asshole in five seconds.' - the OPs honest title And now the constructive version: Take the time the receiving person and the topic at hand

'How to be an asshole in five seconds.' - the OPs honest title And now the constructive version: Take the time the receiving person and the topic at hand need. Thank you, for making the world a better and more humane place. Boom, not a robot with utility function based personality anymore.