This is the one place where dark patterns would come in handy. During the task, hook me up in another thread with a ML chat buddy that baits me with political

This is the one place where dark patterns would come in handy. During the task, hook me up in another thread with a ML chat buddy that baits me with political statements chosen to maximize my outrage. Since my attention has been fully captured for the duration-- regardless of the length-- the programmer doesn't have to waste any time trying to measure how long the task takes to complete.