Aaron Finch. He's an Australian cricketer bloke. I guess OP's girlfriend is an Aussie, so he uses finch as a mediator. And OP seems to be saying he'll dump the

Aaron Finch. He's an Australian cricketer bloke. I guess OP's girlfriend is an Aussie, so he uses finch as a mediator. And OP seems to be saying he'll dump the girlfriend if finch isn't allowed to mediate.