I know you're joking, but this is one of the many reasons I'm glad to be going out the door here in California. This state loves to criminalize normal people an

I know you're joking, but this is one of the many reasons I'm glad to be going out the door here in California. This state loves to criminalize normal people and decriminalize actual criminal behavior. They won't cite you for public defecation but they will cite you for jaywalking, because jaywalkers can be squeezed.