McDonalds fries are a sad joke and I'm going to rant about them online to enlighten the world! I personally desire to have exactly 114g fries where each one is

McDonalds fries are a sad joke and I'm going to rant about them online to enlighten the world! I personally desire to have exactly 114g fries where each one is 58.9mm. From now on I'm getting my fries from Burger King where I can have it my way!