I can do it even better. As long as it's being done on your own server, and you are only concerned with outside threats, then toss bcrypt over the side, and you

I can do it even better. As long as it's being done on your own server, and you are only concerned with outside threats, then toss bcrypt over the side, and you can do that in 2 easy steps: [1] pause for 0.2 seconds (make sure the delay does not block other threads), and [2] compute your goddamned hash the same way you have always done.