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I keep track of who wears my socks. If you want in I'll lease you a pair for 5k a month

• erulabs 6y ago
  Now keep track of billions of socks and be incapable of lying and you’re onto something!
  • sunshinerag 6y ago
    why? easy? Just trust me. I track all the socks in the world. Promise I wouldn't fake new socks, or new people with socks. Just trust me.
  • postalrat 6y ago
    I only lease out 100 socks. If you fail to pay the lease you keep the socks but now they belong to you and are no longer my socks.