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How amazing would it be to see them deliver it on five A1 pages, just to see the look on the judge's face.

• chopsueyar 16y ago
  I'm sure the judge would be quite impressed.
  • shinratdr 16y ago
    I can tell you've spent a lot of time around judges. If there is anything they love, it's being made a fool of or losing face in their own courtroom.
    • whimsy 16y ago
      I think chopsueyar was being sarcastic.
• mfringel 16y ago
  IANAL, but such an action would likely be construed as contempt of court, especially given the exactness of what was requested.
  • corin_ 16y ago
    There's zero chance it will actually happen so it's pretty moot.
  • rbanffy 16y ago
    They could print it on a roll of paper.
• podperson 16y ago
  Yes, piss off the judge by deliberately misconstruing rules. That's the ticket.
  • corin_ 16y ago
    How on earth did you read my comment as my legal advice to them, it was obviously in the spirit of humour.
    • podperson 16y ago
      How on earth did you assume I had taken your suggestion seriously? I was obviously writing a snarky reply.
• Semiapies 16y ago
  Then he naturally defines "sheet" to be "3x5 card". :)