Your compiler was broken; I didn't break it: Verbs are not always required: "Why?" "Because." "Dude!" "Kinda?" "Just no." Contains too many nouns is not

Your compiler was broken; I didn't break it: Verbs are not always required: "Why?" "Because." "Dude!" "Kinda?" "Just no." Contains too many nouns is not a thing. Your compiler should have errored on a mismatch between discrete and continuous quantities (much thinkings should either be many thoughts or much thinking) and then on a compound noun without hyphenation. Creative punctuation is normal; really, we've only standardized on punctuation since the mid-1700s or so. Capitalization is, again, stylistic: e.e. cummings, notably, was against it. So was Archie. And you broke on == and !fits, but the context of reading Hacker News ought to equip your parser with adequate sidechains.