My native language, despite what people think of my ability to write, is English. Bread is too quotidian for your example, I think. Try subverting something m

My native language, despite what people think of my ability to write, is English. Bread is too quotidian for your example, I think. Try subverting something more closely related to computers. Perhaps launching pornhaskell.co.ck would be a better attempt? It’s more likely to generate embarrassment in class if you ask the boys if they’ve been up all night with sticky Haskell problems. Good luck!