Don't want to ruin this bad joke here, but there's even a port of SQLite to to .Net: https://code.google.com/p/managed-sqlite/ https://code.google.com/p/manage

Don't want to ruin this bad joke here, but there's even a port of SQLite to to .Net: https://code.google.com/p/managed-sqlite/ https://code.google.com/p/managed-sqlite/