So basically you don't think the placebo/noncebo effect exists and you don't think doctors are suggesting things based on a concern for your well being. Instead

So basically you don't think the placebo/noncebo effect exists and you don't think doctors are suggesting things based on a concern for your well being. Instead they're making up over a century of studies so they can blame patients for side effects. This all seems much less likely than you heard something about cholesterol medicine causing muscle pain.