I find that last statement a little confusing; I have horrendous luck offline and have significantly better luck online. I have never been able to "ask someone

I find that last statement a little confusing; I have horrendous luck offline and have significantly better luck online. I have never been able to "ask someone out" conventionally in person without making a fool of myself. It's a lot easier for me to take lots of rejection (the price everyone pays for being single and looking) when I'm sitting on the toilet on my phone in the morning than when I'm face to face with the person I'm interested in. Much faster turnover between individual rejections as well. All of the most positive relationships in my life, not just in romance or sex, have been off online dating/hookup sites/apps. Edit: and I never once paid for them