In light of multiple companies attempting to redefine what the words "free" and "unlimited" mean, I would like to propose the following update-for-the-21st-cent

In light of multiple companies attempting to redefine what the words "free" and "unlimited" mean, I would like to propose the following update-for-the-21st-century definitions: Free: A product or service that is entirely without cost to the end-user until after it has already been purchased. Unlimited: A reasonable amount that should in no way exceed average consumption.