Coffee: I look upon coffee as a 'food', not a 'drink'. If I'm thirsty, coffee doesn't fix it. Thickening the coffee would make it even worse. In that case, I

Coffee: I look upon coffee as a 'food', not a 'drink'. If I'm thirsty, coffee doesn't fix it. Thickening the coffee would make it even worse. In that case, I need something long, cold and wet. (Extremely old joke: "Here. Take my wife.")