It really is, my wives' family has property there thanks to this very citizenship scheme. Sometimes we holiday there because it's literally free, but the place

It really is, my wives' family has property there thanks to this very citizenship scheme. Sometimes we holiday there because it's literally free, but the place really doesn't have any redeeming qualities. There's nothing that Cyprus offers that's not done better somewhere else in Europe if you have the money to spend. Sure, there are worse places out there. But to the Eric Schmidts of the world it firmly falls in the shithole category.