I consume most news in a day when I’m sitting on the toilets. Sitting down not only makes it more practical to handle my phone at the same time, it’s also an e

I consume most news in a day when I’m sitting on the toilets. Sitting down not only makes it more practical to handle my phone at the same time, it’s also an excuse to make my pee break a few minutes longer, thus being more informed on what’s going on in the world and the HN realm. The only issue I see with this routine is that I can’t pee standing up anymore without making a mess 3 times out of 4.