"Our oven is from the 1950s, and only one of our 5 cooks knows how to operate it, but it's ok because she's usually there everyday." "Our knives are downstairs

"Our oven is from the 1950s, and only one of our 5 cooks knows how to operate it, but it's ok because she's usually there everyday." "Our knives are downstairs locked in a storage cabinet that our manager upstairs has the keys to. So we usually chop everything with scissors because we need to get food ready fast." "What do you mean you can't make this recipe that's 48 pages long? The chef who used to work here made it, he was a genius. Aren't you a chef too?"