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https://ugliest.app/l/ca885415-5559-48e2-8c28-1a49af5c1c43/gg?token=54a393fd-9bfe-4e55-9e1a-c08a0b033dfd https://ugliest.app/l/ca885415-5559-48e2-8c28-1a49af5c1

by xyst 6y ago

https://ugliest.app/l/ca885415-5559-48e2-8c28-1a49af5c1c43/gg?token=54a393fd-9bfe-4e55-9e1a-c08a0b033dfd https://ugliest.app/l/ca885415-5559-48e2-8c28-1a49af5c1c43/g... I created an app. How do I get 100M USD series A funding round?

doctor_eval 6y ago
To maximise your valuation, just make sure you don’t have any customers or revenue.
- gitgud 6y ago
  And you need to involve AI somehow to revolutionize a particular industry
  - SirYandi 6y ago
    Don't forget blockchain! AI powered block chain powered AI
  - duderific 6y ago
    Ha, my company is doing exactly that rn
- sharker8 6y ago
  Have it be multicloud and serverless.
techsin101 6y ago
stealth mode
robertlagrant 6y ago
Depends on what colour sleeve you chose to premiere your new MacBook Air in at the local coffee roastery.
jedimastert 6y ago
I truly want to believe that you just wrote "not found"
- thinkloop 6y ago
  maybe google acquired them
  - bigiain 6y ago
    I mean, the ultimate "fake it till you make it" power move would be to go straight to the "Our Incredible Story" acquisition/aquihire claim on your homepage linking straight to a Google Graveyard project, right? (Then start posting on your LinkedIn about your new "career" hand building replica Inuit whalebone and sealskin canoes using traditional methods...)
- xyst 6y ago
  I was hacked bruh
  - lizardmancan 6y ago
    you took the money and ran?
Nextgrid 6y ago
No React, Kubernetes nor micro services? Sorry, not gonna fund that, it’s not scalable enough.
red2awn 6y ago
Rewrite it in Strategic communication [0] [0]: https://github.com/rotoclone/strategic-communication https://github.com/rotoclone/strategic-communication