First read the abstract, if it doesn't confirm your preconceptions, try conclusions. If that doesn't confirm your preconceptions try results. If that too failed

First read the abstract, if it doesn't confirm your preconceptions, try conclusions. If that doesn't confirm your preconceptions try results. If that too failed, then find a nitpick in methods. If even that fails, then move from the denial to anger stage of grief. If you are unable to eventually make it through all 5 stages, then refer to the quip about science advancing one funeral at a time.