Listen up country bumpkin! If you were a sophisticated tech bro urbanite like me, you'd know that food comes from grocery stores, not farms. The only thing fa

Listen up country bumpkin! If you were a sophisticated tech bro urbanite like me, you'd know that food comes from grocery stores, not farms. The only thing farmers grow is inedible corn (probably just to spite the environment); they're leeches on the teat of society who don't deserve an ounce of protection! If they weren't so dumb they'd learn to code and do something productive, like code mobile apps and ad networks. In the future we'll all be eating computer chips anyway. Stick around HN and maybe you'll learn a few of these things.