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If someone asks me the time I'll often respond without looking "about 2.30". Then after digging out my phone check and see it's actually "2.35".

• xwdv 6y ago
  Your perception of time is off, you are perceiving time to be passing slower than it actually is. Right now it only seems like 5 minutes, but over time these error minutes will accumulate and you will feel like you have lived less life than you actually have lived in real time. If you did not know how old you were, one day you might be asked to guess, and think you are 63, but then be told the truth and come to the chilling realization you are actually 82 and near death. That is the danger of lagging time perception.
  • bdamm 6y ago
    What form of satire could this be?
  • majewsky 6y ago
    Is this Poe's Law?
  • pontus 6y ago
    Why is this down voted? It's obviously a joke (and reasonably funny too)...
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    • westmeal 6y ago
      People here take this website Very Seriously ™
    • xwdv 6y ago
      Around here words must not be structured in such a way that it might elicit some residual feelings of joy. When detected they must be thoroughly eradicated. Still, some individuals endure the risk of ostracization by carefully camouflaging such payloads to avoid detection. Often they still fail, as the detection systems become more fit through continuous training data and unsupervised learning.