So about the only thing that could get that to an exploitable orbit might be a full-size medusa-style Orion pulse nuclear ship (the 2.5 million tons version).

So about the only thing that could get that to an exploitable orbit might be a full-size medusa-style Orion pulse nuclear ship (the 2.5 million tons version). Then... chop off parts, wrap in ablative aerogel, and parachute to the surface of Earth, maybe somewhere in the Sahara?