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(Satire) Meanwhile, in the Kremlin, Putin orders that one nuclear code digit be inserted into the hearts of 20 men. There was widespread controversy when Putin
by bArray 6y ago
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Meanwhile, in the Kremlin, Putin orders that one nuclear code digit be inserted into the hearts of 20 men. There was widespread controversy when Putin forced them to remove it themselves in a practice fire drill last week. A Kremlin official responded: "Using 20 men has reduced our nuclear response time by 20 times".
- bryanrasmussen 6y agowait - does this mean that each heart has a digit and you need to kill 20 men to get the complete code, in which case I would expect response time to increase or does it mean that each of the men has a redundant code so that in case one of them is on the toilet they can still kill another one and fire the nukes without any delays?
- namanyayg 6y agothe joke is that Putin has ordered the innocents to "remove it themselves" in a fire drill. Compare 1 individual taking out digits one by one vs 20 individuals taking out 1 digit each.
- somethingwitty1 6y agoI think it is that they were forced to kill themselves. So 20 at once, rather than one at a time.
- bserge 6y agoIf they had a law mandating an innocent person must be killed to obtain the codes, in true soviet style, Putin would just shoot a random person and then use the codes (that are always with him). Efficient and technically lawful.