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Burglar: "Put your hands up and show me where the money is, I won't hurt you..." Me: "Alright man, I'll tell you where is money ... ALEXA CALL THE POLICE!" Al
by codeulike 6y ago
Burglar: "Put your hands up and show me where the money is, I won't hurt you..."
Me: "Alright man, I'll tell you where is money ... ALEXA CALL THE POLICE!"
Alexa: "Shuffling songs by The Police"
* EVERY BREATH YOU TAKE plays as I get punched 24 times *
from https://twitter.com/ppathole/status/1092034892249079813 https://twitter.com/ppathole/status/1092034892249079813
- arkh 6y agoEven if it works: do you expect the police to stop the burglar before they shoot you?
- wongarsu 6y agoI don't expect a burglar to shoot me. Raising the charge from breaking and entering to armed robbery is dumb enough, raising it to murder is downright stupid. Drug addiction makes people do crazy things, but there's a reason why most burglars flee as soon as they are noticed
- ufmace 6y agoJokes aside, the police probably want to know whether your complaint is that there is a burglar holding you at gunpoint, or that you're trying to order a pizza. They probably get both types of calls at about the same frequency.