I live in a small town where stuff just doesn't happen. So the way the marketing works is, I saw it on TV and I assumed there was just one. So when one is in

I live in a small town where stuff just doesn't happen. So the way the marketing works is, I saw it on TV and I assumed there was just one. So when one is in town it's like "Wow, that thing from the TV is here! That never happens to us!" And I'm guessing that's the whole point - Make people feel special. It's less fun now that I'm vegan. Selling meat to children is dystopian. It's like if an oil company had a talking barrel mascot.