People keep saying “PHP in ${current_year} is actually great, it only sucked in ${current_year-5}!” - I feel like it still sucks[1] today, but it’ll take 5 more

People keep saying “PHP in ${current_year} is actually great, it only sucked in ${current_year-5}!” - I feel like it still sucks[1] today, but it’ll take 5 more years for the fans to realise it, when they have the PHP from ${current_year+5} to compare against :P [1] Being slightly hyperbolic - I won’t deny that you can do good things with PHP, as you can do good things with any tool; and AFAIK it’s still unmatched when it comes to low barrier of entry and shallow learning curve. (I’m coming from the perspective of someone who mostly uses rust, python, and PHP7.3, with odd bits of Hack - in the past week, PHP7.3 has frustrated me with lack of typed arrays, lack of typed properties [fixed in 7.4! Only took 5 years between the introduction of type declarations and consistent support for type declarations...], and dictionary keys being automatically cast from string to int if they look vaguely numeric. It’s a shame Hack never took off in the open source world, as it’s basically “What if we could reimagine PHP without the legacy baggage?”)