On the one hand, you're absolutely correct. On the other hand, we could handily rephrase that as a lame joke: How many programmers does it take to screw in a l

On the one hand, you're absolutely correct. On the other hand, we could handily rephrase that as a lame joke: How many programmers does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. They hold the light bulb still, and the entire office revolves around them.