Try the ol' "You aren't interesting enough for Bill Gates to want to microchip you" line? :-) Of course, this is coming from the guy who's MIL last holiday se

Try the ol' "You aren't interesting enough for Bill Gates to want to microchip you" line? :-) Of course, this is coming from the guy who's MIL last holiday season barely restrained herself from choking me at dinner one night...